My ever-so-sweet-and-thoughtful-ex-husband once told me my childhood probably sucked, but when I really thought about it, I realized he was probably just talking to himself in the mirror as usual. The good news is my family didn't heavily medicate me because I wasn't ADD or hyper, thank god. I guess, my problem really was being WAY too spoiled and WAY too Shy? My father was a multi-millionaire when his parents passed away so naturally, I was given pretty much e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g I had ever wished and hoped for, but that didn't last very long. My grandmother also pretty much worshipped the ground I walked on - I miss her to this day.
So, I guess, my childhood didn't really suck too bad. I didn't have any siblings to steal my toys until I was much older. Then again, I was part of the divorced generation, so I guess, it did suck after all. But my life wasn't too dysfunctional.
After jumping on the 'celebrity bandwagon' myself because I couldn't deal with living with a control freak who didn't let me leave the house to go grocery shopping. After being a devoted stay-at-home-mother-and-wife and volunteering my entire life towards my child's preschool, then getting screwed over by my ex and lawyer, I figured, I need to get over the drama and become less co-dependent. I pretty much picked myself up off the ground and started a new life. Now, I am so much more happier and living a more healthy lifestyle. It took a little while to rebuild, but I finally did it on my own - without the help of any douchebags - Now, I consider myself a great example for my daughter. I would never want her to depend on any man and be treated like dirt. Now that she's getting older, I am becoming WAY, WAY, WAY more involved in my daughters everyday life - although - I don't get to see her everyday. But, she's becoming Agency Model Status now? So I need to be there to guide her every step of the way! :)
This year, I decided to sign up as a volunteer for girls scouts troop. I probably don't volunteer enough with all of these hundreds charity fashion shows, feeding the homeless, and events, right? Well, I decided to sit back and take a break from smaller scale projects and focus on larger projects now. However, my main priority now is my daughter.. so everyone else can just take a number.
Now that I'm a girl scout Milf + Soccer Mom, I deserve some sort of VIP treatment for all my hard work? I guess, maybe once I sign up for the GS lifetime membership? And, hopefully they include a few complimentary uniforms, day spa packages and what else do girl scouts do - crochet lessons? I guess, I'm just really ecstatic to earn those cute, little badges and medals. I can't wait to build my first fire... oh wait, that may be a cub scout?
Anyway, enough with the arts and crafts, I'm WAY more excited about styling our outfits and color coordinating with just about everything. I've already starting coordinating a few outfits with storyboards with nice, shiny penny loafers, clutch purses and matching accessories. Perhaps, a fur wrap too along with a nice béret? I can't wait to style my little one and myself. I think we should consider mother/daughter girl scout photo opts soon. I suppose, its not just about leather and lace this season nor is it about black and white ensembles from the Jason Wu Runway Collection. It's all about being a trendsetter and becoming the next Daisy GirlScout MILF! Soccermoms and minivans are SO overrated, right? I think I'm ready for my next MILF challenge.
If I have to help sell cookies this year, I may as well dress like one of them. I've posted a few ideas. I'm even tempted to
Yours,
Daisy Milf Girl Scouts Troop
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